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Ooh cross stitch that for someone for Christmas

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@badiniadones Ferret folk are always left out.

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Joe and Jill Biden may add a cat to their two-dog White House to further unify the country. Lizard and bird people are still backing Jo Jorgensen.

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The light in a young Mormon’s eyes when they get to say “Shih Tzu” is all you need to know about the toxicity of that religion. #exmo

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25 Nov

Aren’t all babies parrots?

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@badiniadones Your nephew is a parrot?

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25 Nov

In unexpected consequence news, this week my baby nephew spoke his first words: “hey google”

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You are fortunate enough to find a rusted straight razor wedged between the hardwood floors in your apartment. If the cutting doesn’t kill you, the tetanus surely will.

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@traegermethod reminded me that today is actually @traegermethod reminded me that today is actually the day I died, in 1989. It’s a bittersweet memory that frankly doesn’t seem that long ago
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Homemade stuffed seitan, smashed potatoes, and a @ Homemade stuffed seitan, smashed potatoes, and a @magpiessoftserve chocolate pie for our tiny vegan thanksgiving ❤️ many thanks to @michaelbrockelhurst for figuring out seitan and to Hersh for taste testing the stuffing. I am grateful for all of you and hope you are finding good things to celebrate.
My neighborhood update: a Miranda July novel is av My neighborhood update: a Miranda July novel is available at the bus stop next to Moby’s vegan restaurant that it looks like he’s selling
The day I joined @mrdavehill’s street gang, the The day I joined @mrdavehill’s street gang, the Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit, was pretty much the best day of my life, and when I told my dad I was gonna buy a Jazzmaster to match my gang colors my Dad said you better not and what do you think happened next? Anyway you can get the shirt in black now which I guess would have saved me the cost of a new guitar but whatever
I do show tomorrow! With my very funny friend Mat I do show tomorrow! With my very funny friend Matt Braunger!
“Sunrise Creeper” Model: Herschel Brockelhurs “Sunrise Creeper” Model: Herschel Brockelhurst. harness, leash: model’s own
Happy Friday the 13th from a goth in a garden #vam Happy Friday the 13th from a goth in a garden #vampireswifexhm
Like I didn’t have enough shit to worry about, t Like I didn’t have enough shit to worry about, this tit-lizard knows me
Tomorrow, with the inimitable Jackie Kashian! Tomorrow, with the inimitable Jackie Kashian!
Don’t fuck up the rugs on your way out Don Don’t fuck up the rugs on your way out Don
My boyfriend thinks I’m the worst and I think I’m the best. Who’s right and why is it me?
On my way to Hawkins to make Hopper sorry he marri On my way to Hawkins to make Hopper sorry he married Lily Allen
(STROBE EFFECT WARNING) On-again, off-again. Happ (STROBE EFFECT WARNING) On-again, off-again. Happy Halloween.
#fivelookchallenge is this one #fivelookchallenge is this one
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This Saturday I’m doing a show with some of my f This Saturday I’m doing a show with some of my favorite comics, and all to benefit pitties! It’s all happening at NoWhere, the best comedy club that doesn’t exist
#spotthebat I like this cos it’s got my sticker #spotthebat I like this cos it’s got my sticker and a @blk_plms egg!
Get your ass in gear and come to this awesome show Get your ass in gear and come to this awesome show on Facebook Live tomorrow, look at all the gorgeous beings on it!
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