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Virginia Jones

My Album, Gothic American!

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badiniadonesVirginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ â“‹@badiniadones·
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Haa cheers Tiff

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Oh my god this by @badiniadones should be available in gif form for every Twitter argument

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12 Jan

In the future everyone will be cancelled for fifteen minutes

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badiniadonesVirginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ â“‹@badiniadones·
11 Jan

My favorite thing about being in couples therapy is saying shit like “will you be proud of this behavior when I tell Andrea about it?” She’s better than elf on the shelf

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badiniadonesVirginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ â“‹@badiniadones·
8 Jan

When the (completely deserving) medical workers who got vaccinated early start sharing ice creams with each other and making out in public I’m gonna feel pretty left out.

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8 Jan

I realized today that now I hate the sight of our flag. It’s been a rough four years.

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If you can’t handle me at whatever this is you d If you can’t handle me at whatever this is you don’t deserve whatever it usually is
Happy Bowie birthday from Bowie’s ghost Happy Bowie birthday from Bowie’s ghost
Self portrait with fresh eggs Self portrait with fresh eggs
New Year’s Post #2 by our friend @blk_plms! I wa New Year’s Post #2 by our friend @blk_plms! I walked by while the yolks were still wet 🤠
Happy New Year pt. 1, from this handsome lion danc Happy New Year pt. 1, from this handsome lion dancer!
Tonight! I’ll be drinking at my house and prete Tonight! I’ll be drinking at my house and pretending I’m at Silverlake Lounge!
A year ago today I was shithoused and taking pictu A year ago today I was shithoused and taking pictures of the velvet Heino at Red Lion, and that’s what Christmas is to me
Merry Christmas, or whatever this is, from me, or Merry Christmas, or whatever this is, from me, or whoever this is
Pretend to be in the room with me! Sunday! Pretend to be in the room with me! Sunday!
Look upon my onions, ye mighty, and despair! I gr Look upon my onions, ye mighty, and despair! I growed them myself!
There are few things I hate more than this burrito There are few things I hate more than this burrito blanket, which to me looks like it’s covered in poop
Littlest biggest tree Littlest biggest tree
Not only am I a member @kcrw but I donated to wiki Not only am I a member @kcrw but I donated to wikipedia yesterday so you guys could look up when Joe Rogan last took a poop or whatever
Tonight! On Facebook! http://facebook.com/birdcit Tonight! On Facebook! http://facebook.com/birdcitycomedy
Looks like Academy Award promotional budgets are w Looks like Academy Award promotional budgets are way down this year
@traegermethod reminded me that today is actually @traegermethod reminded me that today is actually the day I died, in 1989. It’s a bittersweet memory that frankly doesn’t seem that long ago
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Homemade stuffed seitan, smashed potatoes, and a @ Homemade stuffed seitan, smashed potatoes, and a @magpiessoftserve chocolate pie for our tiny vegan thanksgiving ❤️ many thanks to @michaelbrockelhurst for figuring out seitan and to Hersh for taste testing the stuffing. I am grateful for all of you and hope you are finding good things to celebrate.
My neighborhood update: a Miranda July novel is av My neighborhood update: a Miranda July novel is available at the bus stop next to Moby’s vegan restaurant that it looks like he’s selling
The day I joined @mrdavehill’s street gang, the The day I joined @mrdavehill’s street gang, the Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit, was pretty much the best day of my life, and when I told my dad I was gonna buy a Jazzmaster to match my gang colors my Dad said you better not and what do you think happened next? Anyway you can get the shirt in black now which I guess would have saved me the cost of a new guitar but whatever
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