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My Album, Gothic American!

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Fuck it, I’m starting a field mice cover band https://youtu.be/ngpQZB08zJo

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3 Aug

“Excuse me sir? I can’t meditate over the sound of you licking your own dick.” —what I finally had to say to my dog

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3 Aug

Trump's argument about mail-in voting is, "If people are allowed to vote, I will lose."

That's literally it.

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3 Aug

I dreamt of my own imminent death, and the doctor could not be specific with me about timeframe and I asked, should I buy a new dress? Will I get to wear it a few times? And he said yes, but you won’t be able to wear out a belt

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3 Aug

It’s an exciting time to date because you can 100% be ghosted by someone who also gave you the disease that cost you a lung

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I remember doing shows! That was fun you guys I remember doing shows! That was fun you guys
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Influencer fashion Summer 2020 Influencer fashion Summer 2020
Look, Not Everyone Is Cut Out For Motherhood Look, Not Everyone Is Cut Out For Motherhood
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I want to respond to the questions and say yes, th I want to respond to the questions and say yes, that is a photo of me and Jarvis Cocker kissing in the New York Times Sunday Edition, but we are just good friends and will not be entertaining additional questions on the topic, pls respect our privacy
Proud little bulldog, taking stuff places Proud little bulldog, taking stuff places
Skipping a step on Glendale boulevard Skipping a step on Glendale boulevard
I mean we’re ok rite I mean we’re ok rite
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You know, these days I sometimes feel prettiest do You know, these days I sometimes feel prettiest doing the dishes in no makeup at all
I saw your mom today I saw your mom today
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@justoffthesix came over the other day to capture @justoffthesix came over the other day to capture the gritty side of Silverlake in an awesome portrait series benefitting #BLM
But why tho But why tho
I’m fine, and you? I’m fine, and you?
Jesus, did you guys get this email? Jesus, did you guys get this email?
I just realized that lockdown will also prevent me I just realized that lockdown will also prevent me from getting the awful Summer cold I get every year, brb researching human sized hamster balls
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