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Virginia Jones

My Album, Gothic American!

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Gothic American- It’s on Spotify, Pandora, Itunes, Bandcamp, Amazon, and in your heart.

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20 Oct

I put eucalyptus oil in my scent diffuser to attract neighborhood koalas 🐨

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20 Oct

Just going on record that I trust the living shit out of scientists and whatnot.

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17 Oct

CRIME AGAINST PROPERTY IS RELATIVELY UNIMPORTANT

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15 Oct

I got in a fight w/ a lady who supports Trump because she’s patriotic. I’m patriotic: for a country that doesn’t jail children, promote racist violence, or restrict women’s rights, gay and trans rights. I guess we’re into different countries. #BidenHarris2020ToSaveAmerica

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9 Oct

15th day in this office: I learned how to turn on the ringer on my desk phone. I was missing calls because unless I just happened to be looking at my phone, I didn’t know I was getting a call. YES, I have an art degree.

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This Saturday I’m doing a show with some of my f This Saturday I’m doing a show with some of my favorite comics, and all to benefit pitties! It’s all happening at NoWhere, the best comedy club that doesn’t exist
#spotthebat I like this cos it’s got my sticker #spotthebat I like this cos it’s got my sticker and a @blk_plms egg!
Get your ass in gear and come to this awesome show Get your ass in gear and come to this awesome show on Facebook Live tomorrow, look at all the gorgeous beings on it!
Vote vote vote 🗳 Vote vote vote 🗳
I lub Halloween! Did you know that about me? I lub Halloween! Did you know that about me?
Upcoming shows, watch this space for details on wh Upcoming shows, watch this space for details on where to catch ‘em
Are you a gothgirl in a pandemic? Here’s the pe Are you a gothgirl in a pandemic? Here’s the perfect scent.
I’ll take the candidate who supports defunding t I’ll take the candidate who supports defunding the LA police and who hopefully doesn’t take off his mask to talk to people like a fucking jackass, thanks!
playing #findthebat at Atwater USPS playing #findthebat at Atwater USPS
FIFTY DOLLARS? Why WOULDN’T I shave my head? FIFTY DOLLARS? Why WOULDN’T I shave my head?
“This is NOT a porno, it’s a comedy, but it’ “This is NOT a porno, it’s a comedy, but it’s a comedy where the main characters have sex and you’ll have sex with them and the Manson kids have sex and we need you to be nude for $130 in Menifee and if you’re worried about being sexually assaulted without witnesses, you can bring your own witness!”
Working an apparel gig and really feeling my art s Working an apparel gig and really feeling my art school goth self thanks to @nanometer_vintage_shop
Ok last one Ok last one
One more, for good measure! One more, for good measure!
Make sure you’re registered to vote! Make sure you’re registered to vote!
Good morning! Had to take my headphones off becaus Good morning! Had to take my headphones off because a man was following me, asking repeatedly “do you watch Pornhub?” Then he said “I’m sorry I said that fucking shit to you,” and when I said nothing, “slut bitch.” I take responsibility for dressing provocatively in a 30 year old Sandman t-shirt and Nike yoga pants. Just another day in the life! Thanks, men!
Dog Romance Dog Romance
Dang it, J.K Rowling’s an asshole Dang it, J.K Rowling’s an asshole
#dogprobs When someone gives you an awesome gift a #dogprobs When someone gives you an awesome gift and you can’t find anywhere to bury it 📸 @michaelbrockelhurst
PSA to dudes texting me during lockdown #covidpsa PSA to dudes texting me during lockdown #covidpsa
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