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Welcome To My Shit List, Tracy

You may not be on all the year-end lists you wanted to be on this season, but here’s a couple lists that you can be glad you’re not on:

People I am Not Speaking To For Sexual Misconduct Reasons
People Who Defended Other Comics To Me, I.E. How Do You Like Your Cosby Now? 
I Unfriended You Because Another Comic Asked Me To And They Are Back To Being Friends And I’m Not So Fuck Me 
I Am Scared To Speak To You Because I Might Have You Confused With Another Comic 
I Refuse To Speak To You Because You Hurt My Feelings For Something I Don’t Remember What It Is
I Basically Like Them But Had To Turn Off Their Thirst Trap Feed
You Never Found A Spot For Me On A Show You Stopped Booking Years Ago
People I Have A Crush On And Am Embarrassed About 
I Understand That You Do Comedy But Not Why 
I Understand That Other People Find You Funny But I Don’t 
I Envy Your Career But You Close On A Poop Joke 
Comics Who I Am Scared To Speak To Because I Think They’re Mad At Me For Something
You Are Too Extra For Me To Personally Cope With And I Feel Guilty But There It Is
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General Shit List