Skip to content

Home
Press Kit!
Upcoming Dates
Contact Me
Videos!
My Album, Gothic American!
Goth And Music Stuff
Feminism
Fashion/Art/Beauty/Costumes
Comedy Essays
Love & Dating
My Amazing Podcast Appearances
Everywhere I’ve Been
My BandCamp Page

Love & Dating

The Cure for Ghosting

Let’s Talk About Sex

Looking For Love On A Trail Of Breadcrumbs

My Last Alcoholic

Meet The Never- Readies

Sex, Dating, and the Animal Kingdom

Highway To The Friendzone!

How To Get A Boyfriend!

Make Mine A Make Out

Make Yourself Online Dateable!

How To Talk To Women Online!

Reading Between The Lines: Missed Connections On Craigslist

Reading Between The Lines: Missed Connections On Craigslist 2

Reading Between The Lines: Missed Connections On Craigslist 3

Follow Me!

Twitter Feed!

Virginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ ⓋFollow

like art-rock but for comedy

Virginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ Ⓥ @badiniadones·

Q: what was @reggiewatts doing onstage with Devo at @cruelworldfest ? A: grooving

Reply on Twitter 1525696419977302016 Retweet on Twitter 1525696419977302016 Like on Twitter 15256964199773020165 Twitter 1525696419977302016

Virginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ Ⓥ @badiniadones·

I hope I never have to quit standup, because then I would have to pretend that my partner or children are really important to me

Reply on Twitter 1524272924869332992 Retweet on Twitter 1524272924869332992 Like on Twitter 15242729248693329926 Twitter 1524272924869332992

Retweet on Twitter Virginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ Ⓥ Retweeted

blaine capatch @blainecapatch·

yesterday i learned that when the LA Natural History Museum closes their seasonal Butterfly Pavilion they release spiders into the habitat to eat all the butterflies and then they open their seasonal Spider Pavilion

Reply on Twitter 1523704679087058944 Retweet on Twitter 152370467908705894454 Like on Twitter 1523704679087058944757 Twitter 1523704679087058944

Virginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ Ⓥ @badiniadones·

Congrats 🍾!!

Max Beasley@maxbeasleyyy

Oh my god, a true honor 😭

@JackieandLaurie are the best. https://twitter.com/JackieandLaurie/status/1523634848300437504

Reply on Twitter 1523732209189875714 Retweet on Twitter 1523732209189875714 Like on Twitter 15237322091898757141 Twitter 1523732209189875714

Virginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ Ⓥ @badiniadones·

Ok internet! What kicky REVOLVE purchase will distract me from women in America being forced to give birth

Reply on Twitter 1521508190222913536 Retweet on Twitter 1521508190222913536 Like on Twitter 15215081902229135362 Twitter 1521508190222913536

Random Quote

As a vampire, the changing of years, new birthdays, seasons etc doesn’t mean that much to me but you guys have fun. And keep making that blood! I love it.

Search Me!

Search for:

Follow Me!

Instagram Feed!

badinia

I don’t know about this profile picture app. It

Hi from @cruelworldfest

It’s embarrassing, but sometimes I’m just sitt

Feeling cute, might delete later

My first headshot, by @realkittenpants

I do what Barbara Kruger tells me to

I thought it was Liam Gallagher

Accidental art near my house

When I was in seventh grade, there was a girl name

Super excited for this next LA WOMAN show, a tribu

Barbara Krueger at @lacma was dark and funny as ev

I’m doing a super special show raising money for

This is my new street gang. We are called the Isl

More great @tate

Art-loving nephew walking in his weird aunt’s fo

Brb going to lick all the mailboxes on my way out

A nice day out with some unicorn boats and @tiffst

Don’t even act like I didn’t go see the oldest

Tonight! Join me, all of London!

Load More... Follow on Instagram

Interpreting Prince

© 2022 Virginia Jones. Proudly powered by Sydney