The lovely and vivacious Sharon Houston asked for my take on this Missed Connection, and it’s a doozy:
“Girl in the Planned Parenthood in Lakewood – m4w – 25
age : 25
I felt like you were trying to catch my eye, and Im not sure if you were staring at me in a good way or bad way haha let me know. I was with a girl and wearing a black hat, black shirt and sweat pants with glasses. If this is you let me know what you were wearing, because I thought you looked really good but I just couldnt say it or stare too long because im a nice guy and was in the company of another woman (:”
First of all, we all know that hitting on a girl at a sex clinic takes brass balls, or at least a certain lack of both self awareness and social graces. To do so while accompanying another girl to the sex clinic is just phenomenal.
“Not sure if you were staring at me in a good way or a bad way…wearing a black hat, black shirt and sweat pants.”
LOL WTF She’s looking at you in a bad way, asswipe. You’re wearing sweat pants in public like a giant baby- and if you can’t dress up for your first abortion, what will you dress up for?
“haha let me know”
I am prone to faking laughter when things get awkward haha. It’s how you can tell I’m an indigo child LOL.
“im a nice guy and was in the company of another woman”
And what amazing, punctuation-starved company that is! I hope both your STD screens came out clean? Yes, I’m pretty sure that waiting until you’re alone to post a missed connection is what nice guys and gentlemen do.
“Let me know what you were wearing”- I hope you remember what you had on every time some asshole stares at you in public. While we’re at it, what kind of phone do I have? What color are my eyes? What inconsistencies were circled in the Highlights magazine in the waiting room? Are you not the Sherlock fucking Holmes of strangers staring at you?
I’m kidding, kid. I hope you do find love with everyone at the sex clinic.
My first Missed Connection interpretation is here.