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I Love You Famous Mysterious Actor!

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I love the Famous Mysterious Actor show, and I genuinely had a great time appearing on the show, but my set went a little short.

Before the show, the suave and talented producer, J.D., took me aside and told me that I would have five minutes, and that he would light me when my time was up. When a comic has an alotted time, an emcee or producer will raise a flashlight or wave a phone to indicate that it’s time to wrap things up.

I was onstage, and I did a little shucking-and-jiving with Famous before I started telling jokes, and I was in medias res when I saw an amber light. It seemed soon, but it was more important to me that the show run smoothly than for me to do every single joke that I had planned on. I start going into my final joke, as I have been programmed to do. A few lines in, I get the light again. I nod at it, to indicate that I understand it’s time for me to get offstage, and I finish my joke to some applause, and I sit on the couch to do panel.

I get the light again.

Peering into the darkness, I see that a woman is using a camera that, instead of flashing a white light, points an amber light at the performers onstage. This means that 1.) I have gone short on my time for no reason and that 2.) At some point onstage, I nodded knowingly at a woman who was taking my photograph, whom I now dislike.

Yaaayy! Later, J.D. slipped on Ethiopian food and fell off the stage. Serves him right.

2 thoughts on “I Love You Famous Mysterious Actor!

  1. I was not present at the November show, so I may be wrong about this. It is my understanding that JS is the quot;lady#39;s manquot; sidekick and that the producer is actually JD. As in JD Fisher. Again, I regret missing that show and your set.br /br /Wally#39;s Mom

  2. Oh, Wally#39;s Mom! You#39;re so right. Now Josh will know I#39;m always thinking about J.S.! See you soon.

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