Dune

Dune! Cosplay! Tiktok! I made a Tiktok about Dune in Fremen cosplay. I make stuff every day and some of it is good. This isn’t, this is a joke I did about Dune. But it’s short. But other content is good. I’m pleased that ten years ago, this would have been a joke I did to whomever I saw the movie with and that would be it, but now I can do it for you guys.

I’m AT SF Sketchfest 2023!

I’m super stoked to announce that I’ll be performing in SF Sketchfest 2022, that bastion of alt comedy, and their triumphant return to live shows, unless we fuck it all up tremendously.

We fucked it all up tremendously, and now I’m performing in 2023!

I won’t mention how many times I have paid the application fee and not gotten in, but I think it’s about 8.

I even have my showtimes already:

Friday, Feb 3, 2023: The Setup: 10:15 at BRAVA CABARET

Saturday, Feb 4, 2023: Studio Sets: 7PM at BRAVA STUDIO

Hope to see you there!

HEADED OUT TO THE COAST!

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I’m out on the road this weekend- Friday night July 9th I’m in Santa Cruz for Greater Purpose Brewing’s show at 7:30. Saturday the 10th I’m in Monterey for Cannery Row Comedy at 8. Sunday afternoon I’m at Full Circle in Fresno with Matt Gubser, Lisa Curry, and lots of other great people! Come see me!

How Being A Beard Made Me Vegan

From the Santa Cruz Good Times, article by DNA

I was recently interviewed with a couple other vegan comics like Matt Gubser, Myq Kaplan, and Dhaya Lakshminarayanan. You can read the whole thing here!

In high school in Texas, Los Angeles comedian Virginia Jones used to go out on dates as a chaperone with her best friend who was gay. “His mom thought I would somehow keep him from having sex with men.” says Jones. “One night I’m sitting in the front room of a gay guy’s apartment as my friend is having sex with him in the next room and there was a copy of ‘Meat is Murder’ by the Smiths and I listened to it. It’s a terrible song, but until that moment I had never really thought about where meat comes from,” Jones said.

The next day, Jones became a vegetarian—who slowly moseyed into veganism. “As time goes on it became a lot easier to become a vegan as technology and accessibility grew. The only vegan I knew in Dallas, Texas would regularly eat a plate of fried tofu with soy sauce. We ate a lot of cheese pizza and French fries. I ate garbage, which led to a vitamin deficiency in high school. We didn’t have veggie burgers—we would make falafel burgers and fry it up,” Jones recalls.

With abundant low-budget college comfort food like Taco Bell, it’s easy to be a junk-food vegetarian. That changed when Jones went vegan. “It was only when I went vegan that it was pretty easy to see that whole grains, vegetables and a protein source made me feel best. I became more aware of making healthier choices when I went vegan,” Jones points out.

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The Worst Things About 2020

My 8 Least Favorite Things About 2020:

1. Cottagecore

I carry a lot of 80’s Laura Ashley trauma. Someone referred to their own aesthetic as Gothic Cottagecore and that can’t be a thing.

2. Sippycups

The sippycup lids for Starbucks cold drinks. I also love turtles but I don’t like to drink from a ba-ba. Can’t I just send money to a gofundme for the turtles?

3. That Burrito Blanket

Thing is like a Magic Eye where everyone sees a delicious tortilla and I see a shit-stained white blanket. I can almost smell that thing, get it away from me.

4. Zoom Karaoke

Bless our little cotton socks for trying, it doesn’t work.

5. Homesteading

Growing food. I was so proud that I had grown five dollars of green onions over 6 months until I realized I had probably spent twenty dollars on water.

6. Instagram Live.

Your friend goes instagram live and you think oh what are they doin’ and it’s nothing, they’re not doing anything but they’ve seen that you’re watching and it’s a lowkey hostage situation.

7. People who make fun of my Quibi tattoo.

Look, I believed in something and it didn’t work out. I guess you’ve never made a mistake before.

8. Tie-dye.

Not everything needs to be tie-dyed. Give it a rest, Trent.

Maybe something else crappy happened this year, but I can’t think of it right now.