Sirius, the Dog Star

Took my little dog on a walk and we found the Christmas Star.

I showed him that Sirius was also super bright. He said oh yeah, that’s where Laika, the dog astronaut, is buried.

I said, I’m so sorry, but she burnt up in space. He got upset and said she was interred on the Dog Star and that’s why it’s called that.

I said I don’t think so buddy that’s not what we learned in school and he asked didn’t you go to a school targeted to…HUMANS? I said yeah and he just snorted and refused to continue the conversation.