Personalized Form Letter

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Dear Friend/Family Member/Other;

   I hope this personalized form letter finds you safe/healthy/as well as can be expected/up to your earholes in homemade bread/making a killing selling black market hand sanitizer. 

This week, I made a few PPE masks at home and wanted to send you one/two/several for you and your spouse/child/pet/roommate/(N/A), I hope that sweet/little/handsome  _______ is also doing well.

  I want you to know that I love you, and I know that you love me back/wish I didn’t/probably know who I am. 

Remember, this is all temporary and one day we’ll look back at this time and laugh ruefully/sexily/hysterically.  It’s all just a fad, like dabbing or Linsanity or Snuggie parties, or when we had to put those old-timey moustaches on everything. 

   Keep safe, my brave friend/family member/other,  and I will see you on the other side, and we will clasp hands warmly and connect through our hyperbaric chambers/rubber gloves/VR realities.

  Your Friend/Family Member/Other

  Virginia Jones