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Merry Weasel Christmas!

Posted December 25, 2019January 18, 2020 badiniaadmin

I got the weirdest Christmas card in the mail. I mean, thanks, I guess!

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Quarantine Schedule: 11PM: drinking 12AM: tuck bed Quarantine Schedule: 11PM: drinking 12AM: tuck bedsheet into pajama pants 1AM: remake John Singer Sargent’s Portrait of Madame X for Covid-19 (Trivia fact: we’re both named Virginia)
You know what? I like it You know what? I like it
Quarantine schedule: 10 AM breakfast 11 AM photo s Quarantine schedule: 10 AM breakfast 11 AM photo shoot 12 PM nap
Quarantine fashion 2020: Joggers by Amazon, t-shir Quarantine fashion 2020: Joggers by Amazon, t-shirt by Instagram, Facemask by Hanoi street vendor, gloves by Walgreens
In times like these, everyone figures out what’s In times like these, everyone figures out what’s important to them
Hungry vegans: check out the amazing plant-based b Hungry vegans: check out the amazing plant-based bento box available at @welovemcafe- grilled tofu, steamed veggies, beet and wakame salad, shiitake sushi, sesame soba noodles, asparagus and pickle and wasabi! Run in and pick one up on Melrose.
Might fuck around and read this thing Might fuck around and read this thing
I mean, now more than ever, right? I mean, now more than ever, right?
Fuck, I hope the Nirvania tribute night doesn’t Fuck, I hope the Nirvania tribute night doesn’t have to cancel
Vegans, if in these end times you happen across th Vegans, if in these end times you happen across the @lettucefeastla truck, get yourself a hot chick’n sammich to go. Shit’s excellent. Medium is plenty hot.
Another Bowie mural- put your ray gun to my head Another Bowie mural- put your ray gun to my head
#tbt miss u dad #tbt miss u dad
Light’s on, nobody’s home Light’s on, nobody’s home
Tomb of the Unnamed Postmate, Beverly Hills Tomb of the Unnamed Postmate, Beverly Hills
I enjoyed watching a Bowie backing band with all o I enjoyed watching a Bowie backing band with all of your dads
Me and @davewaitecomedy are making money moves at Me and @davewaitecomedy are making money moves at callback
Don’t blame me, I voted for Holzer Don’t blame me, I voted for Holzer
Hersh voted and I helped Hersh voted and I helped
Sam has not written back Sam has not written back
Queen Doris of the Forbidden Zone hosts Oingo Boin Queen Doris of the Forbidden Zone hosts Oingo Boingo burlesque- photo courtesy @jasonkamimuraphoto
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9pm on @instagram Old Rope goes live with guests James Acaster , @athenakugblenu @badiniadones

Tip jar here - a ticket normal costs £7 . If you can afford it buy a couple . If you can’t you can still watch the stream and someone else has you covered https://www.paypal.me/TiffStevensonMerch

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30 Mar

Times like this I think, I’m either a loser drunk at home alone at 1 in the morning or else I’m a genius drunk at home alone at 1 in the morning and then I think- why can’t it be both?

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badiniadonesVirginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ Ⓥ@badiniadones·
29 Mar

I mean who has the time

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@badiniadones Did the math on that one time. Rod Stewart would’ve had to suck 800+ 🍆s to completion to equal a gallon of 💦. If he did that, I’d be more impressed than anything.

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29 Mar

Hey, while we’ve all got free time, let’s solve some of life’s great mysteries: The story about a girl who leaves a tinder date with a stomachache and it’s discovered her date fed her human meat isn’t true, human meat wouldn’t make you sick and you’re way more likely to be raped

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29 Mar

Hey, while we’ve all got free time, let’s solve some of life’s great mysteries: The story you heard in grade school about a male celebrity getting his stomach pumped and they found a gallon of cum was just homophobia, there’s no such thing as a toxic level of cum. Ask yr mom!

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