Dear Portland;
Here’s how it works. As you pass through the Sunset tunnel headed east from Beaverton into Portland, you may, IF YOU MUST, honk one brief, cheerful honk. Honk to let the world know that you’ve dusted off your best city-slickin’ coveralls and you’re coming into town for tapas and heroin.
Beep!
That’s it.
You do NOT honk repeatedly, nor lean on the horn. That is not cute or cheerful. It is making the other Subaru drivers jump out of their skins.
And you DON’T do it whilst traveling back westward. You just…don’t. It’s not done.
Thank you for listening.
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