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Amy Miller @amymiller ·

17 Aug

So many strides in the last LA election and to see @georgelopez + @Jokoy support this man is just REALLY hitting me at home. I’ve taken money for a lot of shit (hour set in an empty sex club, eaten by mosquitoes at a winery that didn’t pay me what they promised) but wtf IS THIS https://twitter.com/amymiller/status/1559799462817517568

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@AxumSelassie Wtf @Jokoy why are you supporting this fuckin mall owning anti choice Republican. Also….for how much??? 😏😏

I am so exhausted by how many “nice” comedians are taking money to stump for this billionaire piece of shit.

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Virginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ Ⓥ @badiniadones ·

16 Aug

There’s an involuntary sound that comes out of an airline employee when a person in overalls gets in the first class line and belongs there. It’s a fun moment.

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Julia Claire @ohjuliatweets ·

2 Aug

Such a funny coincidence that every "old soul" apparently resides in a hot 23-year-old girl's body

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Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_ ·

24 Jul

The most feminist thing you can do is whatever you want

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Virginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ Ⓥ @badiniadones ·

24 Jul

Oh god remember Timehop? Living in constant fear of being confronted with your past self

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