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Posted August 21, 2013January 9, 2020 badinia

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Scientists have discovered the oldest invertebrate on the planet, a Greenland Shark who is 512, but he asked his manager to list him as 35 on IMDB because, you know, Hollywood.

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In yesterday's press conference, the President of the country doing worst in the pandemic said, "There are people that don't think that masks are good." He continued, "Some people think the earth is flat and that Pumpkin Spice is bad", so he'll just let more of them die.

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i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away

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The UK's West End Theatre District is reopening despite an uptick in Covid-19 cases, promising productions designed for safety. Theatregoers are now worried about both social distancing and a resurgence in one-person shows.

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PepsiCo is releasing an enhanced water with amino acids meant to promote stress relief and relaxation. It's called Driftwell, which their ad team said is because "it's so chill you'll feel like you're drifting into a well"

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