In-Unit Laundry Valentine!

LA’s favorite roommates, the gorgeous behemoth M.K. Paulsen and swingin’ cool dude Simon Gibson present In-Unit Laundry, the Valentine edition. Come out and get romantic with me and Stephen Agei and Debra DiGiovanni and Danny Palumbo at the new and improved Lyric Hyperion! Let’s cuddle and tousle each other’s hair! Comedically! Tickets here!

I Got A Sticker- What Now?

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So you have a sticker that says Badinia.com, and it led you here. Maybe you found it at a bus stop. Maybe it was slipped between the pages of a poorly-reviewed sexy vampire book. Maybe you went to a comedy show and a slightly unhinged person forced it into your hands, and you took it because it was shiny. What happens now?

This is your introduction to the world of comedian Virginia Jones. Welcome. You can do anything here- or rather, anything she wants you to do. You can look at a map of everywhere she’s ever performed comedy. You can listen to her album, Gothic American. You can see where she’s playing next. You can check out the quote plugin at the bottom of the page, in which wisdom resides. You can follow her on TikTok. Or you can just, I don’t know. Hang out.

COME SEE ME AT SKETCHFEST!

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Friday’s show, Feb 3rd at 10:15!

My intro show is at the Brava- I don’t know anyone on it! Anyway, it’s a groovy late show and we’ll have fun! Tickets here!

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Studio Sets, Saturday at 7!

I’m doing my second show with cute Canadian couple Matt O’Brien and Julia Hladkowicz, and my friend Leah Rudick who I met at LAFF in Austin, years ago! I’m looking forward! Tickets here!

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Last SF Sketchfest Show with Dalia Malek! Saturday at 9:30!

My last show is with London’s sweetheart, Dalia Malek, and her interruption show! I’m super stoked to be on the roster with my friends Chad Opitz and Dave Hill! Let’s go crazy! Tickets here!

Bloody Mary: An American Werewolf in London

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Happy New Year! Start your year off right with an episode of Bloody Mary, an all-lady horror podcast hosted by Kristin Lytie!

I met Kristin at this year’s Altercation Comedy Festival in Austin. We talk seniority in comedy, the neverending story, who’s an anxious attachment person, and how to tell if you are becoming a werewolf.

I’ve seen this movie a jillion times, most recently at Braindead Studios, which used to be the Cinefamily. That ended when the manager got popped for sexually harrassing, well, everybody.

I figured out after the fact that the title, An American in Werewolf, is based on A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, which is annoying. But I love this movie and I love talking about it, check it out on Apple podcasts here!

50 Worst Jokes

I do this show every year where 50 comics tell our worst jokes- Jokes that are outdated, stupid, or that never worked. Afterwards, we have a dance party! The illustrious Barbara Gray and Sam Varela present 50 worst jokes! Tickets Here.

SF Sketchfest Madness!

I’m so stoked to be on the last weekend of SF Sketchfest! My shows are:

Friday, February 3- 10:15- The Set Up- tickets HERE

Roster: With hosts Abhay and Richard Sarvate, and guests Virginia JonesFred LeLizzie Martinez, Joe Praino and Atheer Yacoub

Saturday, February 4- 7 PM- Studio Sets- tickets HERE

Roster: I get to do a show with my friend Leah Rudick, and sweetheart couple Matt O’Brien and Julia Hladkowicz!

with Alex FalconeJulia HladkowiczVirginia JonesKarthik LavanguNatalie McGillMatt O’Brien, and Leah Rudick, Hosted by Alyssa Westerlund

Saturday, February 4- 9:30 PM- The Interruption with Dalia Malek- tickets HERE

This is one of those fun shows where they interrupt you all the time! My friends Chad Opitz and Dave Hill are on it, which is rad! with Alex FalconeDave HillVirginia JonesNatalie McGill, and Chad Opitz

Dogstar

Sirius, the Dog Star

Took my little dog on a walk and we found the Christmas Star.

I showed him that Sirius was also super bright. He said oh yeah, that’s where Laika, the dog astronaut, is buried.

I said, I’m so sorry, but she burnt up in space. He got upset and said she was interred on the Dog Star and that’s why it’s called that.

I said I don’t think so buddy that’s not what we learned in school and he asked didn’t you go to a school targeted to…HUMANS? I said yeah and he just snorted and refused to continue the conversation.