50 Worst Jokes

I do this show every year where 50 comics tell our worst jokes- Jokes that are outdated, stupid, or that never worked. Afterwards, we have a dance party! The illustrious Barbara Gray and Sam Varela present 50 worst jokes! Tickets Here.

SF Sketchfest Madness!

I’m so stoked to be on the last weekend of SF Sketchfest! My shows are:

Friday, February 3- 10:15- The Set Up- tickets HERE

Roster: With hosts Abhay and Richard Sarvate, and guests Virginia JonesFred LeLizzie Martinez, Joe Praino and Atheer Yacoub

Saturday, February 4- 7 PM- Studio Sets- tickets HERE

Roster: I get to do a show with my friend Leah Rudick, and sweetheart couple Matt O’Brien and Julia Hladkowicz!

with Alex FalconeJulia HladkowiczVirginia JonesKarthik LavanguNatalie McGillMatt O’Brien, and Leah Rudick, Hosted by Alyssa Westerlund

Saturday, February 4- 9:30 PM- The Interruption with Dalia Malek- tickets HERE

This is one of those fun shows where they interrupt you all the time! My friends Chad Opitz and Dave Hill are on it, which is rad! with Alex FalconeDave HillVirginia JonesNatalie McGill, and Chad Opitz

Dogstar

Sirius, the Dog Star

Took my little dog on a walk and we found the Christmas Star.

I showed him that Sirius was also super bright. He said oh yeah, that’s where Laika, the dog astronaut, is buried.

I said, I’m so sorry, but she burnt up in space. He got upset and said she was interred on the Dog Star and that’s why it’s called that.

I said I don’t think so buddy that’s not what we learned in school and he asked didn’t you go to a school targeted to…HUMANS? I said yeah and he just snorted and refused to continue the conversation.

WORSHIP at Comedy Church with Tuesday Thomas!

comedy church december 9 tuesday thomas

From the deranged mind that brought you FREAKSHOW, comedian and producer Tuesday Thomas reinvents the performance space as COMEDY CHURCH, on alternate Fridays in the space next to 4874 W, Adams blvd!

It’s COMEDY CHURCH: It’s a religion that worships laughter.

Welcome to COMEDY CHURCH: it wants you to have fun.

Sweet COMEDY CHURCH: it will get drunk and confess that it loves you.

At COMEDY CHURCH, we commune, drink, and laugh at dirty jokes.

COMEDY CHURCH will stream on PAGAN TV on ROKU!

Miraculously, the price of your ticket returns to you via tax receipt for a charitable donation under 501 c3, benefitting LGBTQIA and BIPOC youth. It’s a win-win!

The address is for the venue isn’t real- it’s next door and shares a space with a communist bookstore. WHAT AN ADVENTURE!

It’s all organized by Tuesday Thomas, Beautiful Lunatic, Tiktok’s TRANMA-who hurts BECAUSE she cares. She’s been featured on VH1, MTV, E! and BBC’s World of Weird.

If you do nothing else to give and take cheer his Holiday season, come check out Comedy Church! Tickets HERE!

CHANGING THE WORLD

Virginia Jones does comedy. Virginia Jones is your funny friend. Virginia Jones wants to hold your hand and tell you secrets.

Tonight I sat down and bravely made myself a new promo one-sheet. Drink it in, I have a couple celebrity quotes. Thank you for coming on the journey with me.

CALL ME CURIOUS!

Virginia Jones got to appear on the CALL ME CURIOUS podcast this Halloween, on the topic- Have adults taken over Halloween? You can listen here or anywhere you find podcasts. They booked me with another goth, the amazing Linus Owens, an academic who studies the role of Halloween in American society, and who writes on how a pagan holiday was adopted as a way for kids to get candy, and how young adults use it to try on identities. Anyways it’s a fun listen, take it from Virginia Jones, goth!