Welcome To My Shit List, Tracy

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Well, you may not be on all the year-end lists you wanted to be on this season, but here’s a couple lists that you can be glad you’re not on:

People I am Not Speaking To For Sexual Misconduct Reasons
People Who, Although They Did Not Commit Misconduct I Am Aware Of, Defended Other Men To Me, I.E. How Do You Like Your Cosby Now? 
I Am Afraid To Speak To You Because I am Not Sure What You Are Going For Comedically And I’m Sure It Shows 
Comics Who I Unfriended Because Another Comic Asked Me To After A Falling Out And They Are Back To Being Friends Again and I’m Not So Fuck Me 
Comics I Am Scared To Speak To Because I Think I Have Them Confused With Other Comics 
Comics I Refuse To Speak To Because They Hurt My Feelings For Something I Don’t Remember What It Is But I Know It Was Something 
Comics Whom I Basically Like But Had To Turn Off Their Thirst Trap Feed
Comics Who Never Found A Spot For Me On A Show They Stopped Booking Years Ago ( I know I am also on this list)
People I Had A Crush On And Am Embarrassed About 
I Understand That You Do Comedy But Not Why 
I Understand That Other People Find You Funny But I Don’t 
I Envy Your Career But You Close On A Poop Joke 
Comics Who I Am Scared To Speak To Because I Think They’re Mad At Me For Something That I Don’t Remember What It Is 
You Are Too Extra For Me To Personally Cope With And I Feel Guilty But There It Is
*or* 
General Shit List

Open Mic Simulator by Patrick Susmilch!

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You guys, apart from Banksy shredding one of his paintings with a robot he made, this game has been the best thing I’ve seen this week- it’s a choose-your-own-adventure style game with some amazing easter eggs- try ALL the options to find the screenplay, the erotic tale, the list of 1000 funny women that includes a shout out to yours truly- this is a very funny and very truthful account of what it’s like to do open mic comedy in Los Angeles!

 

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

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I’ve been a fan of Paula Poundstone since time immemorial, and it was an honor to be on her podcast.  Did I get to finish a story, or really a thought?  No, I didn’t.  But it was a ton of fun and amazing to be in the room while Paula does her thing.  Listen here:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nobody-listens-to-paula-poundstone/id1410611499?mt=2&i=1000419018136