So honored to spend an hour with the smart and hilarious Tiff Stevenson on her new material show, Old Rope, on Instagram Live. In today’s show we cover Trump, dick pics, #feminism, women in comedy, Gilda Radner, UK comedy, and much more! Click the photo for a link to the show, it’ll be up for a week on Instagram!
How do you know comedian Virginia Jones? You met her at karaoke, or at goth night, or at goth karaoke. You know her as a woman comedian. Perhaps you went on a couple dates but you didn’t like dating someone smarter than you.
Possibly you feel like you know her because you’re also into goth stuff, music, funny essays , fashion, and comedy content. Keep your eyes on www.badinia.com for articles on how to write a Tom Waits song, how to kiss girls and much, much more!
I’m Virginia Jones-
Comedian, writer, actor, and goth. Thanks for checking in.
I’m into music, art, and fashion. Click on links at the top of the page for my press kit or any upcoming dates, or click around for my best articles on comedy, goth, art, costumes, music, love and dating, feminism, and other stuff.
I’d also love it if you checked out my album, Gothic American, on Spotify or Itunes.
Let’s 
Make A 
Guillermo Del Toro Film!
What will we need?
Smoke wafting through air
Blood wafting through water
Blood wafting through air (ghost blood)
Insects
Ron Perlman
Cisterns
Specialized Metal Containers
Tools with Extensive Wear and Aging
A Fish Guy Who Loves Eggs
Mechanical toys
Intricate Clockwork
Catholic stuff
Gold/Amber colors
Stilts! More stilts! Additional stilts!
Robots Made of Clockwork Steampunk Shit
Children/Orphans/Dead Parents
Spanish Civil War
Vampires that are close to being vampires but are not really vampires, like slant rhyme vampires
Hand and Face wounds
Ghosts oh god so many beautiful ghosts
Doug Jones in a rubber suit
Eyes in places they should not be
A Jarred fetus, other Mutter museum stuff
A character who was born different, with special abilities, but who would trade it all to be “normal”
Elaborate carved stone labyrinths, waiting for circuits to be connected with blood
Let’s Write A Tom Waits Song. We’ll need:
Vintage Cars
Gunshots
Diamonds
Ballroom Dances
A beautiful woman with a sad past
A hundred year old bartender who knows all the stories from the old neighborhood
Hobo Talk
A Battered Suitcase
A Toy Piano
Horny Carnies
A Jukebox
A Sailor, Or A Bunch Of Them
An All-Night Diner
A Train
A Circus 20 Years Past Its Prime
and now we’re done!
If you ever wonder what a baby thinks of Tom Waits, you can check it out here.
We can also write a Nick Cave song, a Mountain Goats Song, or a Robyn Hitchcock song…
It’s a party on Paragon! In these uncertain times, a service that sets up comics with interactive online shows has sprung up and offered me a spot, so here’s my profile on Paragon. They offer comedy sets, DJ dance parties, virtual drag shows, and a guy who’ll show you how to make pickles. It’s the brave new world of comedy! It’s a party on Paragon!
Customer Reviews:
“We fell into Virginia’s hilarious spell immediately. Recommend her to anyone!“
“The best 45 minutes my house arrested team has had on a google meet. Virginia, you are hilarious! My stomach is in pain from laughing.”
At the start of the Covid-19 lockdown, the Getty museum’s twitter account challenged people to recreate works of art at home, with things they had. I did John Singer Sargent’s Portrait of Madame X.
Someone commented that I referenced the original strapless version, which was so sexy that the artist had to add straps. It wasn’t a reference so much as my gown is made of a swimsuit and a bedsheet.
Trivia fact: The original model and I are both named Virginia.