Party at Ground Zero!

I don't know how many of my readers are from Medford, Oregon, but I'm headed out for what promises to be a stupendous road gig with headliner Keith Wallan tomorrow night, Friday, October 5th, at club Ground Zero!
Keith Wallan works in wordplay, observational humor and cussing. He's the last bastion of sanity in a world gone insane.

Virginia Jones has never been to Medford. She's funnier than Bill Hicks, John Belushi, and Gilda Radner put together. In fact, she's funnier than all dead people.

They are both left-handed Capricorns and they're the same height. This is a love note to everyone in Jackson County- come out and see us tomorrow!

Ground Zero*123 S Front St* Medford, OR*(541) 779-4827

Postscript: I am distressed at Ground Zero's lack of web presence, which in my book means that it does not exist, but I found a clipping from the MailTribune for this night, and it really says it all!

"Comedians Keith Wallen(sic) and Virginia Jones will perform at 9 p.m. Friday, Oct. 5, at Ground Zero, 123 S. Front St. Admission to the show costs $5 and includes a buffet-style dinner."

How to Rule The Cosmos

I had the opportunity to open a comedy night at Cosmos Bar and Grill last night, which made me nervous because a: Cosmos has no "web presence", which means that it does not really exist in my universe, and b: When I cruised it earlier in the day, there were silhouettes of people playing various sports on the window. I do not historically get along with two-dimensional sport fanatics. However, the crowd was very friendly (read: drunk) and I had a great time opening for Lonnie Bruhn, Keith Wallan, and Troy Thirdgill, with emcee Gabe Dinger. I think I killed, or at the very least, I seriously maimed. I was happy with it, you can judge for yourself here. Oh, and if you are one of the half-dozen family members and friends that I made fun of, you should know that I didn't mean it. I love you.