A Very Greggy Halloween!

Hello and welcome. We would like to take you on a tour of Old Greggs from all over the internet. I am reposting this due to 200 people looking for Old Greggs on Badinia.com a day.

I'm not biased at all when I say that girls make the cutest Old Greggs. Absolutely darling, darling.

Cute Mangina, baby!

The exception that proves the rule.

I don't like to be negative, but this is deeply half-assed.

If you get high enough, you may think that you look like Old Gregg already.

All he knew for sure was that he was going to get drunk on Bailey's.

Are. You. Shitting. Me.

This...gives me nightmares. Look...if you're not man enough to commit to wearing leggings or tights, don't be Old Gregg. Nobody's forcing you, are they? This is incredibly non-committal.
Cleansing the palate with Old Gregg looking cute as hell in Aberdeen! Oh, this one's so good I'm loath to post it!

This kind of Old Gregg happens by accident, when you wake up in a pool of your own vomit and cassette tape.

This Gregg had the same problem that we did, with the necktie getting a little green. This is probably my favorite direction on the wig.

I am split on this one- I am not sure if he's really an Old Gregg or if he's just a drag Kermit.

Rather a lot of effort for a British dude.

Old Gregg kicks back with a beer and a paper after work.

This one's kicky and has a little attitude.

Old Gregg wants to show us his kitchen and farmhouse chairs.
A nice direction on the wig here!
At any rate, it's wonderful company to be in!

Postscript, 1/22/08: SHAMED!

OH MY LORD! Look at this- lookit the glove! This is Old Gregg by UK Costumer Amy Knight, who has also turned in some fantastic David Bowie reproduction costumes that have been used in BBC productions. She kicks ass, see her website here.


A lovely latecomer to the Gregg game is DJ Rhienna, who will blind you with science, and with her Mangina.



Met this very funny Gregg in Halloween '09 in front of the Someday Lounge. She not only had a nice Mangina, but had drawn an ape head on her jacket.

Got this AMAZINGLY terrifying twosome sent from Athens, GA- Fantastic look! Kind of a somber Hitcher.

Behind the Mask: The Famous Mysterious Actor Exposed!

For those of you wondering about the shadowy whereabouts of the Famous Mysterious Actor in between his show being pulled from Lippman's and resurfacing at Berbati's, here is an informative clip.

Additional World Domination: The Famous Mysterious Actor is featured in Dark Horse Presents' latest issue! See it HERE!

We're Old Gregg!

For anyone looking for an Old Gregg costume, here's what I used:
1. Swamp Queen wigs (dreaded up and all funkay)
2. American Apparel lame leggings (hologram gold looks best)
3. Petticoats
4. White Boots
5. White ties
6. Black button-down shirts
7. Silver jackets with fishing lures sewn on
8. Black, red, and green makeup (sounds Christmasy, but isn't)
9. LCD lights attached to jock straps
10. White Gloves, and I made green fishy hands
11. And of course, Bailey's!

The Challenge of Old Gregg!

It has come to my attention, through the science of hit tracking, that someone else on the interweb is also planning on dressing as The Mighty Boosh's Old Gregg for Halloween. I'm hoping that you'll stumble across this page again and will pick up my dropped white-glove gauntlet: Please send me pictures of your completed Old Gregg costume, and if it beats mine, I'll send you a bottle of (what else?) Bailey's Irish Cream. I'd love to have a gallery of Greggs. If you're looking for pre-Halloween inspiration, here's a very cute (American!) girl Old Gregg.

To the uninitiated, Old Gregg is a cross-dressing mer-man hermaphrodite. He's a Rick James with a slightly fishy odor. He's got a downstairs mix-up and an itch for disco. He's Old Gregg!

Postscript: OK, you scaly man-fish, you modern gentlemen, I can see you cyber- surfing my waters. 20 people looking for information on Old Gregg costumes today alone! Don't be shy, add a comment and tell me about your Gregg plans, motherlicker!

I'm gonna hurt you.

I like you.

Ok, now I'm getting 60 hits a day based on looking for Old Gregg costumes. They have been sold to people who I hope will enjoy them! Here is my collection of Old Greggs from ALL OVER THE INTERNET- enjoy!