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Thursday, March 04, 2010

The Portland Mercury makes me feel special!

They picked tonight's show at the Egyptian Room as the "thing" to do tonight. Well, thank you!

Labels: "belinda carroll", "marcia belsky", "virginia jones", "whitney streed", portland mercury

This is Virginia Jones's page. Virginia Jones the comic. She's a biomass. Mostly carbon. It is about her interests, including stand-up comedy, the Mighty Boosh, obscure music stuff, and French Bulldogs. Virginia Jones was born and raised all over Texas, basically wherever the circus staked its tents. She has worked as a boxing instructor, a swing dance teacher, a waitress, a DJ, a designer of country and western apparel, and also was the only vegetarian assistant manager Jack-In-The-Box ever had. She holds a certificate for two years perfect attendance at J.C. Penney, and she can probably find it to show to you. She has worked for the top two major sportswear companies but is still not clear on the rules of American Football. She likes dancing, playing guitar badly, creating increasingly obscure Halloween costumes, and acting as a comedian and freelance subversive. She was first runner-up in the Portland Amateur Comedy Contest in 2007 and competed in the 2007 Portland Mercury PIZZAZZ talent show, and was a finalist in 2008's Comedy Knockout. She's funnier than John Belushi, Gilda Radner and Bill Hicks put together. She's funnier than all dead people. You can write her at badinia@badinia.com.

March 12- I'm hosting a special show at Persimmon Country Club in Gresham, for local legends Keith Wallan and Ron Osborne!
March 14- Curious Comedy's open mic, hosted by ME! 9PM, no cover!
March 15- I'm opening for the wonderful Cameron Esposito at the Brody Theatre at 9:30!
March 25-Eugene comedy at Kowloons/ The City Night at 7:30!

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Current listing of Portland open mics!

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The best fansite for the best radio show, Ron & Fez!

Come visit your Uncle Sloppy!

My sister Emily raises cheap to an artform!

How to Beat Up ANYTHING!

The Portland Mercury makes me feel special!

America's Got Talent! Apparently!

I Slept Like Shit And I Have The Graph To Prove It...

Happy Lupercalia!

It Serves Me Right

This Is: Driving Excitement!

Family Reunions!

I'm 37, I'm not old!

Put some LAFFS in your HOLE! This Wednesday!

Emily Post-Punk

My Audition for 12 People for the Seattle International Comedy Competition, 9/8
At Scratch PDX, Hosted By Jesse Alison-4/18
Finally, The Story of Special Keith is told- at Boiler Room, Feb 23.
Roots Comedy, Wednesday, Jan 21.

A dirty set, a surly crowd- Boiler Room! Sept 29!

Hungry Tiger, Too-May 29

Parker House in Washougal, May 29

Suki's, some point in May

Boiler Room, 1/14-My last recording from my early thirties

Ah, Suki's. 1/9

My set from the 2nd Annual Women's Comedy Conference, 11/3- I guess I'm famous in Eugene, now!

Boiler Room, 10/8- Miss Aurora rides again!

Boiler Room, 9/24- Thank goodness for Miss Aurora and The Table!

Boiler Room, 9/10- I had a cold, but wanted to get some things off my chest about terrorism and marriage.

Boiler Room, 7/9- My Bobcat Goldthwait imitation preserved for future generations.

Boiler Room, 6/18- Now I feel bad about making fun of my mom. Well, not that bad.

I was temporarily famous on the internet after the Ron & Fez radio show read a post of mine on the air.

Fuck you, Snow Patrol!

Virginia at Cosmos, 2/17!

Virginia at Boiler Room, 1/8- Holy cow, this went kind of well!

Virginia Jones's First Time- at Boiler Room,5/29

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