The Return of Chariots of Rubber!

Chariots of Rubber tickets are now available for the second run-

Bigger! Better! Bloodier!
I am singing the role of Cindy, the Erotic Pleaser, a street-weary and shopworn prostitute, with a legendary past and a strange secret, but miles to go before she sleeps- so basically playing myself, for all shows except Thursday, August 20th! Visit the website, built by the wonderful Pete, for tickets and more information!

CHUBBER ATTACK!

I want you to know about the premiere of
Portland's first Heavy Metal Musical, Chariots of Rubber, written by
Jeffrey Wonderful and "Private" Mike Albano. It has been in
rehearsals for over a year, and finally, this strange fruit ripens!
It is Grease meets Hedwig meets West Side Story meets Rocky Horror
meets Julian Sand's Warlock, and it is fantastic.

I play Gas Station Attendant #2, a drug-addled lesbian, in a a heavy
metal musical about love, loss and demolition derby in Coos Bay, OR.
I will be singing, dancing, “acting”, and wearing a wig. There will
be smoke, cars, carnage, singing, a rock band, talking nipples, sign
language, and blood. Also, you know how colorblind casting was a big deal in modern theatre? This show has genderblind casting!
The premiere is Thursday, July 23rd at 10:15 at Theater, Theatre on
Belmont for $15.
Chariots of Rubber
will run through the weekend (Friday the 24th and Saturday the 25th)
and again Aug 13/14/15. You can cash-check-paypal them! Write me
write me write me at badinia@badinia.com! 100 people a night will witness this phenomenon,
and everyone else will just have to gnash their little teeth!

POSTSCRIPT:

I have three tickets left in hand for this show, hours from opening night! Write me for tix! Paypal me $15 at badinia@badinia.com and I will leave a ticket with YOUR NAME ON IT at the window!


Mercury reviews it here as "subtlety-free theatre." Har!

www.chariotsofrubber.com is up, courtesy of the wonderful Pete Ellison.

SECRET EXTRA POSTSCRIPT:

They say that the rougher the dress rehearsal, the better the show- well, we had a lead actor break his NOSE. Beat that! We might hypmotize 'em!

Chubber! Now in Poster Form!

What's That Smell?

At long last, after much gnashing of teeth and clashing of swords, the opening of Jeffrey Wonderful's CHARIOTS OF RUBBER has been announced: It debuts in the Arena stage at Theatre Theater on Belmont on one month from today on Thursday, July 23rd!
Your friend Virginia is dancing in it, and also has recently gotten a speaking role- watch her tear up the stage as Gas Station Attendant #2!
This is the ultimate Portland Rock & Roll Musical- the stories of fate and failure in Coos County demolition derby, featuring an original soundtrack, a live band, blood, cross-dressing cops, supernatural sisters, and in general comporting itself like Grease meets Hedwig and the Angry Inch! CHARIOTS OF RUBBER is an all original, heavy-metal musical about friendship, love and loss at the demolition derby.
Written and directed by Jeffrey Wonderful, Music By Private Mike Albano performed by Jedediah Aaker, Keith Bornzin,Dylan Skiles.

Set to an ALL ORIGINAL score, Chariots of Rubber is performed by Portland rockers- Jen Shepard as the hooker Cindy "Portland's Erotic Pleaser", Donny Don't debuts as Crash, Seantos as Bow Tuck, Jarud Meyer as Tommy, and Rob Taylor as Tommy's Mother.

The running dates are July 23rd, 24th, 25th and August 13, 14, and 15!



The posters and flyers have been printed for the show, and we have been generating tags to add to the info-

*Dancing so hot, our choreographer's pregnant!
*What if I get a b*ner?
*It's a little car! You can stand on it!