Rock On.

Dear Diary;

This year, I made only one new year's resolution. I'm going to Ladies' Rock Camp. I always wanted to go, and I never have. I have been playing extremely mediocre rhythm guitar for several years, and now I will join forces with women of my same limited dexterity, some of whom may have knitted their whole setup.My goal? I hope to become the world's oldest new Riot Grrrl. I will be there May 29-31, if any foxes want to join me. I should be snorting heroin and falling out of taxicabs by July. I'm expecting a pretty steep meteoric rise and harrowing fall from grace.

Regards, Virginia