The new Lawrence Welk parody with Judice, the sexually aggressive tiny-handed microcephalic, is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Also, Will Ferrell pretends to tap-dance.
This is Virginia Jones's page. Virginia Jones the comic. She's a biomass. Mostly carbon. It is about her interests, including stand-up comedy, the Mighty Boosh, obscure music stuff, and French Bulldogs. Virginia Jones was born and raised all over Texas, basically wherever the circus staked its tents. She has worked as a boxing instructor, a swing dance teacher, a waitress, a DJ, a designer of country and western apparel, and also was the only vegetarian assistant manager Jack-In-The-Box ever had. She holds a certificate for two years perfect attendance at J.C. Penney, and she can probably find it to show to you. She has worked for the top two major sportswear companies but is still not clear on the rules of American Football. She likes dancing, playing guitar badly, creating increasingly obscure Halloween costumes, and acting as a comedian and freelance subversive. She was first runner-up in the Portland Amateur Comedy Contest in 2007 and competed in the 2007 Portland Mercury PIZZAZZ talent show, and was a finalist in 2008's Comedy Knockout. She's funnier than John Belushi, Gilda Radner and Bill Hicks put together. She's funnier than all dead people. You can write her at badinia@badinia.com.
March 12- I'm hosting a special show at Persimmon Country Club in Gresham, for local legends Keith Wallan and Ron Osborne!
March 14- Curious Comedy's open mic, hosted by ME! 9PM, no cover!
March 15- I'm opening for the wonderful Cameron Esposito at the Brody Theatre at 9:30!
March 25-Eugene comedy at Kowloons/ The City Night at 7:30!
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I'm glad they made a second one of these, but I still like the first one better.
I miss one-legged Amber!
We all miss one-legged Amber. Yeah, I farted!
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