The new Lawrence Welk parody with Judice, the sexually aggressive tiny-handed microcephalic, is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Also, Will Ferrell pretends to tap-dance.
This is Virginia Jones's page. Virginia Jones the comic. She's a biomass. Mostly carbon. It is about her interests, including stand-up comedy, the Mighty Boosh, obscure music stuff, and French Bulldogs. Virginia Jones was born and raised all over Texas, basically wherever the circus staked its tents. She has worked as a boxing instructor, a swing dance teacher, a waitress, a DJ, a designer of country and western apparel, and also was the only vegetarian assistant manager Jack-In-The-Box ever had. She holds a certificate for two years perfect attendance at J.C. Penney, and she can probably find it to show to you. She has worked for the top two major sportswear companies but is still not clear on the rules of American Football. She likes dancing, playing guitar badly, creating increasingly obscure Halloween costumes, and acting as a comedian and freelance subversive. She was first runner-up in the Portland Amateur Comedy Contest in 2007 and competed in the 2007 Portland Mercury PIZZAZZ talent show, and was a finalist in 2008's Comedy Knockout. She's funnier than John Belushi, Gilda Radner and Bill Hicks put together. She's funnier than all dead people. You can write her at badinia@badinia.com.
March 4- I'm throwing down for the ladies at the Egyptian Room! 9PM! Host Whitney Streed, comics Belinda Carroll, Cody Smith, and Marcia Belsky!
March 5- A special show at Nikki's Italian in Kelso, WA, at 8PM with Kameron Devine and Chunky Blaze! With a name like Chunky, he's gotta be good!
March 6- Poker Pete's with Tristian Spillman and Ron Osborne! 8PM!
March 7- An early show (7PM!) at the Wymyn's and Transgendered open mic at Krakow Cafe! Host Belinda Carroll!
March 25-Eugene comedy at Kowloons/ The City Night at 7:30!
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I'm glad they made a second one of these, but I still like the first one better.
I miss one-legged Amber!
We all miss one-legged Amber. Yeah, I farted!
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