How far would you go...

For your health? I don't know, I'm skeptical. Remember when Oat Bran was supposed to keep everybody from getting cancer? Now, Dr. Oz wants me to eat Yellow Labs? Of course, they're thick on the ground and could be got cheaply, important in these recessive times, but when the studies come out that we *shouldn't* eat dog meat every day, that will be very sad for a lot of families.

At one point, a doctor told a member of my family that if she wanted to feel better, she should be eating more roughage, and she said "Oh, I won't eat garbage!" and the medic went on to explain that he meant fibrous vegetables, salad, etc, and she reiterated that nothing like that could ever go into her mouth.

I've been informed that I'm in the running to be included in a documentary called "I'm Vegan!", so if anyone happens to ask you if that's a good idea, tell them that it is.

Sorry, I've probably lost my mind.