Friday, September 19, 2008

This is Virginia Jones's page. She's a biomass. Mostly carbon. It is about her interests, including stand-up comedy, the Mighty Boosh, obscure music stuff, and French Bulldogs. Virginia Jones was born and raised all over Texas, basically wherever the circus staked its tents. She has worked as a boxing instructor, a swing dance teacher, a waitress, a DJ, a designer of country and western apparel, and also was the only vegetarian assistant manager Jack-In-The-Box ever had. She holds a certificate for two years perfect attendance at J.C. Penney, and she can probably find it to show to you. She has worked for the top two major sportswear companies but is still not clear on the rules of American Football. She likes dancing, playing guitar badly, creating increasingly obscure Halloween costumes, and acting as a comedian and freelance subversive. She was first runner-up in the Portland Amateur Comedy Contest in 2007 and competed in the 2007 Portland Mercury PIZZAZZ talent show, and was a finalist in 2008's Comedy Knockout. She's been cast as a dancer in Jeffrey Wonderful's Chariots of Rubber, currently in rehearsal. She's funnier than John Belushi, Gilda Radner and Bill Hicks put together. She's funnier than all dead people. You can write her at badinia@badinia.com.
Upcoming Dates: I'll be at the Bagdad Comedy showcase on Friday, November 21st at 10PM, hosted by Tristian Spillman! I'll be hosting the festivities and judging the Turkey Call at Shut Up And Dance at the Fez Ballroom on Wednesday, November 26th!

- Virginia On MySpace
- Virginia On, God Help Us, Facebook
- Virginia on Youtube
- Virginia on Flickr
- Virginia's Comedy Territory
- My friend Dave's website- King O' The Pinkos!
- The World-Famous Perrynoid!
- The best fansite for the best radio show, Ron & Fez!
- Come visit your Uncle Sloppy!
- Hey, it's Pete!
- My sister Emily raises cheap to an artform!




- Can You Help A Bitch Out?
- Party Pooper
- Portland Area Comedy Open Mikes!
- Tonight! Seattle comes to Portland!
- How are my Chicks? Well, they're on Speed.
- Behind the Mask: The Famous Mysterious Actor Expos...
- Family Reunions!
- Long Shot Louie
- Famously Cheap
- Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Seen




2 Comments:
Oh, Virgina. We both know it could have been a lot worse. And it looks like they served Tully's there!
The first pronunciation that came to me for that made me snort. Could it have been worse? Maybe. I'm still very proud of you even if the people of Kelso named you after lady-crotch.
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