Well, that's it then.

Midnight has struck, and I'm real old, for reals. Well, I'm as old as I've ever been, which is 12,783 days. When my mommy was my age, she had four kids. That wigs me out a little bit, because just the other day I got to the airport without my driver's license. That's like a toddler left at the mall in responsibility terms. However, they will let you on a plane with a Costco card if you are a good girl and you let them check that everything you own isn't a bomb.