Finally! Motherhood!

It was just like everyone said. After waiting for an eternity, when I finally saw her, I realized she was so much prettier than any of the others I'd seen. She surprised me with how big she was, and how healthy, and how beautiful, and I was so proud that I'd made her myself. I picked her up and cradled her and washed her and took her first pictures. And then I ate her, and that was good too.