News of the Day

For those of you following along in the high-pressure, nail-biting twists and turn events of the Stephen Colbert Amateur Comedy Competition, last night's results from Suki's are in, and I'm still the fourth-funniest in Portland.

1. Veronica "Don't Need No Stinking Mike" Heath

2. Richard Bain

3. Nathan Brannon

4. Virginia Jones?

5. Tim Cornett

Here's my set from last night!