It's Midnight, Do You Know Where Your Macrame Class Is?

This week, Late Night Academy has started catering to an underserved segment in Portland: vampires who want to take interesting and varied community center type classes, but are only available between 10PM and one in the morning on weekdays. Knitting for Insomniacs, Guitar for Aspiring Rockstars, Yoga for People who are Done with their NA Meetings, Martial Arts for Future Bar Brawlers, Cooking for People Who Are Tired of Living on 7-11 Weiners, Theater for Night Owls, Percussion for People who Don't Have Neighbors, Creative Writing for Vivarin Addicts, Didgeridoo for the Last Remaining Hippies who have Not Yet Gotten the Hang of Spitting Into A Tube, Sign Language with your Baby Who For Some Reason Is Not Asleep Either, Songwriting for Drew Barrymore, and Stand-Up Comedy for The Sleep Deprived and Drunk (i.e., comics) with one Keith Wallan. I'll be there Monday to get some late-night larnin'!

Postscript: I enjoyed Keith's class, which I took with the teachers for the other classes, Theatre Improv, Video Editing, Blues Harmonica, and Massage for Babies, who had no students. It was somewhat difficult to take the management's hard sell on lesson packages seriously when no other students were in evidence.

Post-Post-Script: The Late Night Academy experiment has wound up its run the week of 3/12, with the instructors all receiving an email titled "Terrible News!". So, don't attend.