Another Dream Dashed

The ultimate fag to my hag, Alan Cumming, has married his Yank boyfriend in a civil ceremony in London, with another of my favorite damsels, Rufus Wainwright, in attendance. It is Alan's second marriage, but his first to a dude. When asked whether the publicity connected to entering into a gay marriage might hurt his career, he snipped "Obviously, you've seen neither 'Son of the Mask', nor 'Flintstones II: Viva Rock Vegas.'" I am at a total loss to who is my Emergency Backup Husband at this point, but I am waiting for a call back from Eugene Mirman.

I have to go cry into a pile of frilly, silken hankies now. Many congratulations and eternal happiness to Alan and Grant.

In weird internet news, there is a bear available in the world who is dressed as Alan Cumming in Cabaret.

In other gay pop culture news, Mr. Blackwell is still alive.