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posted by Badinia at 3:24 PM
Saturday, November 04, 2006
This is Virginia Jones's page. She's a biomass. Mostly carbon. It is about her interests, including stand-up comedy, the Mighty Boosh, obscure music stuff, and French Bulldogs. Virginia Jones was born and raised all over Texas, basically wherever the circus staked its tents. She has worked as a boxing instructor, a swing dance teacher, a waitress, a DJ, a designer of country and western apparel, and also was the only vegetarian assistant manager Jack-In-The-Box ever had. She holds a certificate for two years perfect attendance at J.C. Penney, and she can probably find it to show to you. She has worked for the top two major sportswear companies but is still not clear on the rules of American Football. She likes dancing, playing guitar badly, creating increasingly obscure Halloween costumes, and acting as a comedian and freelance subversive. She was first runner-up in the Portland Amateur Comedy Contest in 2007 and competed in the 2007 Portland Mercury PIZZAZZ talent show, and was a finalist in 2008's Comedy Knockout. She's been cast as a dancer in Jeffrey Wonderful's Chariots of Rubber, currently in rehearsal. She's funnier than John Belushi, Gilda Radner and Bill Hicks put together. She's funnier than all dead people. You can write her at badinia@badinia.com.
Upcoming Dates: I'll be at the Seven Feathers Casino in lovely Canyonville, OR on Monday, January 19th! I am in a showcase (wait for it!) IN PORTLAND at the lovely Curious Comedy Theatre on MLK, on Thursday, January 21st!
- Virginia On MySpace
- Virginia On, God Help Us, Facebook
- Sweet Jesus, Virginia's not on Twitter, is she?
- Virginia on Youtube
- Virginia on Flickr
- Virginia's Comedy Territory
- Virginia's Press Clippin's, Such As They Are
- My friend Dave's website- King O' The Pinkos!
- The World-Famous Perrynoid!
- The best fansite for the best radio show, Ron & Fez!
- Come visit your Uncle Sloppy!
- Hey, it's Pete!
- My sister Emily raises cheap to an artform!
- Cross-promotion and blog slideshows!
- Ground Control To Capsule Toys
- Brushstrokes in Singapore
- OnLeigh You
- Farin Urlaub - Sumisu For the Halloween seaso...
- Halloween Open Mike!
- Meet the war hero, General Anesthesia
- Postscript
- Marathon Effort!
- Bulldog Press Conference
- Pleasure in the Park
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