Web Site Meter Reader

After a couple months of participating in the "blogosphere", I put a counter on my page so that I could feel more popular and thus sleep better at night. It lets me know how many people visit and how long they stay, and also their addresses, Mrs. Edwin Neathammer of 23051 Ascension Way. Stop sending anonymous comments about chickens.
There is a kind of neat function called Referrals where I can see if people came directly to my site (friends and acquaintances) or if they gotten here by searching for something. Some of the results have been troubling, but I have soldiered on. I get quite a lot of hits from people looking for more info on Russian ballroom dancer Artem Chigvinsev, which makes me wish I had some. I have also gotten hits from searches on:

Male+Maids (I've got no problem with that, really. Nor do I have anything to offer on the subject.)

Stinky+Feet+Sex (I have used those three words, but never ever together.)

Lolita+Nude (I am not what they were looking for, so they only stayed for 0.0 seconds. Still makes me feel icky.)

But two days ago, I recieved a visit from someone interested in:

Buy+Crack+Smoking+Equipment

And I have got to say, kids, please don't do searches on the computer on where to buy crack smoking equipment. This is something you should learn on the streets. Approach a disreputable adult, or someone who frequently sells stolen goods at three in the morning. They'll know.